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In the escalating battle between Special Prosecutor Judge Starr and President Clinton, we have this sequence of events:

Starr uses his special prosecutor power to threaten a Grand Jury subpoena.

Clinton "voluntarily" testifies but is reportedly treated very badly by Starr.

Clinton attacks Starr at the conclusion of his 4 minute "confession."

Starr recalls Monica Lewinsky presumably to find discrepancies between her story and Clinton's testimony.

Clinton fires off upwards of 70 cruise missiles.

Starr's turn.

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