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Did you hear about the priest in Ireland, who kept running down the English?

He would renounce his congregation of sinners by yelling, "If you don't act better your all going to hell with the ENGLISHMEN!"

One day the bishop called him in, and told him that if he didn't quite denouncing the English, he would be demoted and transffered.

The priest agreed, and in his next sermon, he told the story of the betrayal of Jesus.

"Jesus looked at all of the apostles one at a time and said 'TONIGHT, ONE OF YOU WILL BETRAY ME!'"

"Peter said, 'Its not I is it master?'"

"Jesus just looked at Judas"

"Judas, realizing the steady gaze of THE LORD upon him said, 'Blimy govenor, you wouldn't think it was me would you?'"

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