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WHY MEN SHOULD BE BUILT BY FUJI (Camera Manufacturer)

 - They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used;

 - You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot;

 - They last longer and come with a warranty;

 - You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and
   return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle;

 - They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it;

 - They come in fashion colors;

 - You can keep them in maximum zoom;

 - They come with replacable or adjustable parts;

 - The parts that counts are portable;

 - They don't mind over-exposure;

 - They respond to the slightest touch;

 - The one you want is available at a KMART near you;

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