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Making the rounds... There were two dwarves who won the lottery. The first thing they did was hire a couple of prostitutes and go to a hotel. Their rooms are next to each other and with a wink, they each take their lady of the night into a room. The first dwarf, Dave, is only just in bed when he hears through the wall "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH". Excited that his friend, Jeff, is all ready under way he rips off his clothes. Still he hears "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH" from next door, and wonders how his friend can keep going. He tries to concentrate on what he is doing but is so distracted by the "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3,HUH" that despite his and the prostitute's best efforts, he cannot get started. Even as he was drifting off to an unfulfilled sleep he still hears "1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH, 1-2-3, HUH" The next day they meet outside the rooms after the prostitutes have left. The 2nd dwarf is still bright red in the face and looks exhausted. "How was your night, Dave?" asked Jeff. "Terrible" replied Dave. "I couldn't get an erection." "You lucky bastard" said Jeff. "I couldn't get on the bed."
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