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  While stationed at an airbase in Northern Maine, I was 
looking for a gag gift for my girlfriends sister who was 
getting married. 
  The base exchange didn't have much that inspired me, until I 
came across a carton of rubbers. (Sorry, I can't spell pro 
whatever) 
  I took them to the counter, wondering how many were in the 
box. When I asked, "Is this a gross" the clerk looked over and 
answered in a rich, German accent. "I do not know what size 
they are."
  She is probably still wondering why I giggled all through 
paying for them.

[Note - "gross" in German translates to "large" - ed.]

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