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Coffee machine Bard...

Carpenter@UH.EDU (Scot Carpenter)
(smirk)

We recently acquired a particularly obnoxious contractor where I work
(also as a contractor).  His salient characteristics are constant gum
popping and a less than perfect toupee.

As several of us were standing at the coffee machine yesterday with my
cubicle mate, Steve, we heard the tell-tale gum popping of the new hire
coming toward us.

Steve leaned over and muttered to the group:
"By the smacking of his gums,
 Something wig-ged this way comes."

The new hire's nickname is now "MacBreath."

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