Our NT machine lost half its hard disk so we ran the F-PROT virus checker on it just to be sure and saw this annoying message: "This program is considered too old to be of use. It will probably only detect a fraction of the viruses that exist today. We consider it irresponsible to allow it to operate, as the chance of missing viruses is far too high. Please obtain and install an up-to-date version." My first thought was "!@^#%$", since the software was less than six months old, but then I checked the date on the computer: "Sun 25-10-2065" Oh.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)