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Not mine. [Note - unattributed, making the rounds - ed.] ------------ AUDI ---- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW ---- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window Brutal Money Waster BUICK ----- Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET --------- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE ----- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT ---- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD ---- Flip over read directions F***** over rebuilt dodge First on Race Day!!! backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA GM --- General Maintenance GMC --- Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? HONDA ----- Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI ------- Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA ----- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE ---------- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB ----- Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA ------ Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO ----- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW --- Virtually Worthless
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