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>From: dwrege@boulder.earthnet.net (Don Wrege)
>Newsgroups: boulder.general
>Subject: Unabomber Haikus
>Date: 15 May 1996 22:23:21 GMT

wish I'd written these:

~Subject: unabomber haiku's

i have a vision
but i am misunderstood
do you like my beard?

The rabbits taunt me
like fed'ral jack-booted thugs.
Kill the rabbits. Kill.

The world was all mine
For seventeen years, that is
I hate my brother.

The postman cometh
"Oh, boy! A package for me!"
Twisted hermit strikes.

Montana:big sky
No speed limit on highway
Lousy bicycle

I love the outside
why do the rabbits hate me?
next time it's their turn

fun, easy going
single, white Unabomber
seeks same for love, laughs

[Note - my personal favorite is one that's been making the rounds lately -

		Open your present
		No, you open your present
		Kaczynski Christmas

	- ed.]

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