I belong to Little People of America, a support/advocacy group for people with various forms of dwarfism. Once I went out to eat with three friends of mine from this group. At 4'7", I am the tallest. Upon entering the restaurant, the hostess asked, "Smoking or non-smoking?" To which we replied, "Non-smoking. Don't you know smoking stunts your growth?" (For further information about LPA, e-mail jdybala@holly.colostate.edu.)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)