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Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms for Death
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10 Kicked the bit bucket
9 Reformatted by God
8 Taken out of production
7 Bought the disk farm
6 Exported to a flat file
5 Cached in his chips
4 Information Superhighway roadkill
3 Gone to the big glass house in the sky
2 Sent to the dirt archives
1 Had his 80-column card punched
Bob Dainauski robertd@fast.net
Copyright 1996 rad3@lehigh.edu
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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