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The other night my I was called by a polling organization.

Pollster: "Would you vote for Bill Clinton or Bob Dole?"

Me: "No."

Pollster: "But if you had to choose between Clinton and Dole
who would you vote for?"

Me: "If I had to chose between Clinton and Dole I would go to
jail rather than vote."

Pollster: "I'll put you down as undecided."

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