Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home Search Sponsor RHF?
Fun Stuff & Jokes
Previous | Browse the Best of RHF: "General Jokes 93-95" | Next

Judge Ito's Bar and Grill

jmunchau@vnet.net (J Munchausen)
(chuckle)

APPETIZERS


ROSE LOPEZ NACHOS.............$3.55
Spicy, with a thick Spanish Accent,Nachos
haven't been this good since.. I can't
remember!

SOUPS & SALADS

DEJURY......................$3.95
Aged for one year. May be bitter.

KATO SALAD.....................$3.95
An Empty head of lettuce with very little
dressing

FROM THE BAR

PAULA BARBIERI COCKTAIL...$4.95
Cool, with a little honey on the side. Goes
down real easy.

MARCIA CLARK BEER............$2.85
We thought we had a case, but now we're not
sure.

SANDWICHES

SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH.......$3.95
Full of bologna and hard to swallow, but a lot
of people are buying it.

FROM THE GRILL

MARK FURMAN CHICKEN....$4.95
Absolutely NO dark meat!

DENNIS FUNG PLATE............$22.95
Grilled detective served open faced. May be
contaminated.

DESSERTS

Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The
lawyers have taken all the dough.


Previous | Browse the Best of RHF: "General Jokes 93-95" | Next

Best of Jokes | Current Jokes | RHF Home | Search