Last weekend I was cleaning up the kitchen. I took some recycling out through the garage and locked the door as I came back in. I didn't realize that my wife had been outside and I just locked her out. I returned to the kitchen and resumed washing dishes. A few minutes later my 6 year old boy asked "Daddy, did you hear that banging? It scared me." I said that I hadn't heard it but maybe his mother got locked outside. He brightened up and said "Oh, that would explain the yelling!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)