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Here is one that I got from a friend, who got it from his boss, who got it 
from . . .I couldn't stop laughing.

LeRoy is an 18 year old 9th grader.  This is LeRoy's homework assignment.  
He must use each vocabulary work in a sentence.

1) Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money forclose.

2) Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, buy my ol'lady rectum both.

3) Hotel - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.

4) Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they 
		    gonna send me back to da big house.

5) Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6) Israel - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said, man that looks fake.  
	    He said bullshit, that watch Israel.

7) Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebodyu 	
	      oughta give dat catacomb.

8) Undermine - There is a fine lookin hoe livin' in the appartment 	
	       undermine.

9) Acoustic - When I was lil' my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da 
	      pool hall.

10) Iraq - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle iraq, you break.

11) Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain 
	    for dinner?

12) Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

13) Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

14) Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.

15) Horde - My sister go in trouble because she horde around in school.

16) Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I 	  
	      couldn't find a tripoli.

17) Fortify - I axed the hoe how much?  She said fortify, honey.

18) Income - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.

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