| Browse the Best of RHF: "General Jokes 93-95" |

I was just stepping into the shower this morning when my SO handed me the phone, telling me it was someone from a long distance company. I was eager to get into the shower; my conversation went like this:

Me: Hello?

Him: Hello, sir. I'm from <Major long distance carrier>. How would you like to save money off your long distance calling?

Me: If I told you that I was very happy with my current carrier, would that preclude any further conversation?

Him: Actually, no, sir. I have to hear a certain number of "no's" before I let you go.

Me: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Him: Have a nice day, sir. <Click>

| Browse the Best of RHF: "General Jokes 93-95" |