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DOS Nursery Rhymes

samjones@unm.edu (Sam Jones)
(smirk, computers)

	This came to me while I was trying to resolve a conflict
between two different windows programs.  I'd be surprised if it
didn't pop up anywhere before.

I know an old sysop who loaded Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

I know an old sysop who loaded a driver.
Does he think he's MacGuiver to load up a driver?
He loaded the driver to handle Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

I know an old sysop who loaded himem.
Neuroses can stem from loading himem.
He loaded himem to managed the driver.
He loaded the driver to handle Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

I know an old sysop who installed some simms.
That assaulted and halted and faulted on him.
He loaded the simm to hold up himem.
He loaded himem to manage the driver.
He loaded the driver to handle Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

I know an old sysop who started up Norton.
It's disaster you're courtin' when you start up Norton.
He started up Norton to check on the simms.
That assaulted and halted and faulted on him.
He installed the simms to hold up himem.
He loaded himem to manage the driver.
He loaded the driver to handle Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

I know an old sysop who loaded windows.
Everyone knows you don't load windows.
He loaded windows to boot up with Norton.
He started up Norton to check on the simms.
That assaulted and halted and faulted on him.
He installed the simms to hold up himem.
He loaded himem to manage the driver.
He loaded the driver to handle Novell.
I asked why the hell he loaded Novell
But he won't tell.

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