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Airport Announcements

rds@mcdpxs.phx.mcd.mot.com (Rick Smith)
(chuckle, true)

Truth is stranger than fiction!

As I was walking through terminal 4 at Sky Harbor Airport in
Phoenix last Sunday, somewhere between 12:30 and 1:00PM the 
following announcement come over the PA system:

"Mr. Simpson.  Mr. O.J. Simpson.  Please return to security.
You forgot your glove."

Now either the announcer is one of the most ill informed person
in the US (and therefore belongs on the O.J. jury) or as of 
two minutes after the announcement, he is looking for a new job.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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