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My dad sent this joke to me.  Don't know where he got it.

   Two golfers agreed to play the ball as it lay. At the sixth tee, they
were dead even. The first player hit his drive 260 yds down the middle
of the fairway. The second duffer shanked his shot well over the trees and
onto a concrete cart path.  "I get free relief from the cart path,"  the errant
player said to his companion as they drove toward their balls.  "Hell no you
don't" his partner barked "we're playing it as it lays."  Without another 
word, the second player dropped his friend off at his ball and headed 
toward the path.

The first golfer laughed as he saw sparks fly from his opponents practice
swing, Then was silenced as a second set of sparks sent the ball flying over
the trees and onto the green,  landing three feet from the pin.  "Great
shot!" he shouted.  "What club did you use?"  "Your six iron!"

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