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A true story (the punchline belongs to a friend):

"Matt" and I were talking about a girl he is currently pursuing. Matt was 
telling me how he didn't understand why he was even attracted to her; 
in his opinion, they are from different worlds.

"Well," I said, "she's a volatile person and so are you."

"Volatile?" quoth Matt, "does that mean she is ready to blow?"

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