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This is a list I made shortly after my 19th birthday while feeling bad about
my "lost youth."

	TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE OLD BEFORE YOUR TIME
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10)	You refer to people your own age as 'kids today'

9)	Your high school grad sweater no longer fits your gut

8)	You have more hair on your back than on your head

7)	You begin stories with the expression 'in my day ...'

6)	You have to take naps

5)	You don't think that the Rolling Stones are that old ...

4)	You have to take so much medication that you're on a first-name
	basis with all the pharmacy clerks in town

3)	You think that Bob Saget is funny

2)	Your joints crack so loudly when you get out of bed that France
	surrendered

and the number one sign that you're old before your time

1)	People your own age call you 'sir' and give you their seat on the
	bus.

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