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I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a friend of mine 
sitting on the curb beside his car. I noticed one of the car's tires was 
slashed, so I asked him what happened.
   "I ran over a milk bottle," he said.
   "A milk bottle!" I cried. "They're pretty big; why didn't you steer around 
it?"
   "Ah," he replied, "the damn kid had it hidden under his jacket."

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