The August 21, 1994, edition of the _Denver Post_ carried an article written by Frank Scandale. The title of the article is "Hard labor: Can Dad master child care?". Mr. Scandale elaborates a bit about his dysfunctional state of mind which resulted from a stint of caring for his two pre-school children. One particular sentence will probably qualify for Richard Lederer's _Anguished English_, and is as follows: The truth is, the most any man who cares for two children under the age of 2 at home can hope for in a job is opening cans in his underwear. My imaginative mind creates strange images of this described situation.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)