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My father has ordered, through Microsoft, a copy of Microsoft Office for Macintosh on CD Rom. It has yet to arrive. When he called Microsoft to ask why this was taking so long, they responded that although they currently have a version on diskettes, the CD Rom version hasn't come out yet. His response: "Then go to China and buy me a copy!"
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