Mascot: The Waffle; if you don't like it, we'll change it. Cheer: 2! 4! 6! 8! We can sure equivicate! Counciling: We feel your pain. Prayer: Yes. Well, not really. Maybe. Cafeteria: Pork Bellies, or your can send out for a Big Mac. Clinic: Reproductive Health Services only due to lack of funding. Violence: Watch out for falling planes and gunfire. Sex Ed: Lend a hand; we all need to get in the groove and pull for our school. International Studies: We are proud to have a guest teacher, J. Carter. Sports: No target shooting, but plenty of jogging and Whitewater rafting. Library: New display, "Advance for a Book: How Much is Too Much?" Graduation: Two years and out.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)