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William Jefferson Clinton School of Political Stuff

BARRST@iris.uncg.edu (Steve Barr)
University of NC at Greensboro
(topical, smirk, politics, original)

Mascot: The Waffle; if you don't like it, we'll change it.

Cheer: 2! 4! 6! 8!  We can sure equivicate!

Counciling: We feel your pain.

Prayer: Yes.  Well, not really.  Maybe.

Cafeteria: Pork Bellies, or your can send out for a Big Mac.

Clinic: Reproductive Health Services only due to lack of funding.

Violence: Watch out for falling planes and gunfire.

Sex Ed: Lend a hand; we all need to get in the groove and pull for our school.

International Studies: We are proud to have a guest teacher, J. Carter.

Sports: No target shooting, but plenty of jogging and Whitewater rafting.

Library: New display, "Advance for a Book: How Much is Too Much?"

Graduation: Two years and out.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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