A concerned dog owner whose dogs became stuck together when mating spoke to her neighbour on the subject. "Throw a bucket of cold water over them." came the response. The dog owner promptly did this but with no success. She then telephoned the local vet. "Give them a telephone call." he said. "Will that do the trick?" the dog owner asked. "It worked for me!"
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