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How to not get hired

marcos@handmadesw.com (Marcos H. Woehrmann)
(smirk, employment)

My company has been looking to hire another tech. support person for
some time.  Recently we received this cover letter attached to a
resume (oddly enough, we decided not to call this person in for an
interview).

Marcos

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                                April 9, 1994

 
To Whomever It May Concern
 
Recently I sent out a resume fraught with errors.  Please disregard.
 
Attached is a corrected resume.
 
Please make note for your records.
 
Additionally, any applications I may have filled out recently are all
incorrect & this letter is intended to notify you of such.  Consequently,
please discard all information.
 
I sincereley aplogize (sic) for the possible miscommunications.

<signature>

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