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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer
was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.  "What are
those for?" she asked suspiciously.  "I'm a juggler," the man replied.  "I
use those in my act."  "Well show me," the officer demanded.  So he got out
the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally
seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a
dazzling show and amazing the officer.  Another car passed by.  The driver
did a double take, and said,"Holy Mother, I've got to give up the drink!
Look at the test they're giving now!"

Joyce Owen

modification of a story from "Readers' Digest"

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