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They shoot joke-thieves, don't they?

markp@microsoft.com (Mark Pennington)
(smirk, pun)

Not an original joke, but forwarded to me by my friend Mike who
had it forwarded to him, etc..

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A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and
ordered a beer.  The regulars quietly observed the drifter
through half-closed eyelids.  No one spoke, but they all
noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper.
Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also
made of paper.  As were his chaps, pants, and even his boots,
including the paper spurs.  Truth be told, even the saddle,
blanket and bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.

Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...


(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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