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As the preliminary hearing slowly plays out, it looks like this story, and the jokes, will be with us for awhile. Pass the Slice. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: khearn@pyramid.com (Keith Hearn) Why did OJ stay in the bronco at his estate before surrendering to the police? A: He was waiting for assurance that none of the officers who arrested Rodney King were there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: drhodes@hercules.win.net (Dylan Rhodes) Keywords: topical, chuckle If an ex-football player had to kill his wife, why couldn't it have been Frank Gifford? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: markman@paradox.psych.columbia.edu (Art Markman) Subject: D'oh! The murderer left one bloody glove at the crime scene, and brought one to his home. He drove a white Bronco home and left it on a public road in front of his home with blood stains on it and a trail of blood leading to the house. Heck, the guy even called for a limo and then was out committing the crime while the limo driver was waiting at the front door ringing the bell. The prosecution was right to narrow the list of suspects down to Simpsons, but the way this one was carried out, they may have gotten the wrong one! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DSROGER@saix367.sandia.gov (Rogers, Scott) Keywords: topical, chuckle OJ calls a limo service and requests a limo. The dispatcher tells Mr. Simpson "Yes sir Mr. Simpson we have a limo for you, but it will be a 45 minute wait." OJ replies, "Great, I have some time to kill." Source: Co-worker ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: foster@seismo.css.gov (Glen Foster) This one is orignal and came to me while watching the OJ debacle at my favorite watering hole Friday night: Q: What's worse than being married to John Bobbit? A: Being divorced from OJ Simpson. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Nicole Simpson's new career From: pd411x@unix1.circ.gwu.edu (P.J. Geraghty) Keywords: topical, smirk, offensive (news flash: Nicole Simpson, wife of OJ Simpson, is found with her throat slashed.) Have you heard about OJ's wife's new job? She's a Pez dispenser. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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