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Wedding Vows

hitz@cumbnd.bioc.columbia.edu (Benjamin Hitz)
(topical, smirk, sexual, celebrities, original)

This, I'm sorry to say, is original.

What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Micheal Jackson when he popped her  
the question?

"Yes, I'll marry you.  But promise me one thing... NO KIDS!"

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