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_In Pittsburgh_, our fair city's alternative newsweekly, has a theatre critic who's fairly flamboyant in his likes and dislikes. Somehow, I suspect that he edited the following listing of a show that's been running here for the past nine weeks: _Phantom of the Opera_ So Andrew Lloyd Webber is talking to Alan Jay Lerner at a party and he says: "Why does everyone hate me before they've even met me." To which Lerner replies: "Saves time later." Through September 25...
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