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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's
looking around for stuff to steal.  All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room.  No-one there at all, so he goes
back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.  Over in
the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits
a budgie, who pipes up again

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what", says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!"

To which the budgie replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"

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