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President Hillary

daye@agvax2.ag.ohio-state.edu (David Daye)
(original, smirk, politics)

My wife mentioned this pattern to me...

Energetic Ike becomes President.
Ike retires looking exhausted.

Energetic LBJ becomes President.
LBJ retires looking exhausted.

Energetic Nixon becomes President.
Nixon resigns looking exhausted.

Energetic Ford becomes President.
Ford defeated, looks exhausted.

Energetic Carter becomes President.
Carter defeated, looks exhausted.

Energetic Ronald Reagan becomes President.
    Is shot, serves 2 terms, breaks Soviet empire, vanquishes
    unions, rides herd over opposition Congress, reforms
    savings-&-loans, initiates nuclear defense, deregulates economy.

Ronald Reagan retires looking energetic--
Nancy looks exhausted.

So, like, what's all the fuss about Hillary?

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