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DON'T STOP Original song lyrics to the tune of "Don't Stop" (_Rumours_ -- Fleetwood Mac) ------------------------------------------ If you wake up and aren't in the mood, If your love life just isn't good, Open your fly, and call the police, You'll soon be under different sheets. Don't stop thinking about adultery, Don't stop, you'll soon get some, It'll be better than before, Hillary's gone, Hillary's gone. Why not think about your next date, And not about the affairs of state? If your wife was bad to you, Just think who tomorrow you'll screw. Don't stop... All we want is to get some too, And not just wait outside for you, We know they'll all believe that it's true, After we go and tell on you. Don't stop... Ooooooh, don't you lose count. Ooooooh, don't you lose count. ------------------------------------------ [Some Arkansas state troopers have publically stated that Clinton had them drive him around in their squad cars to his trysts. The Clinton campaign used the original Fleetwood Mac song as a campaign theme song.] Kevin B. Theobald January 1994
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