Two Iraqi driver's ed teachers were playing with mouse balls in a bar. Suddenly, two strings walked in. The Iraqi's (who were dyslexic and agnostic by nature) dropped their mice in shock. "I never saw a string in a bar before," the first one said. "Well, ring my bells," said the second. -- Joke copyrighted (c) 1993 Frayed Knot/Administratium, Inc. "We append no .sig before its time!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)