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I hate it when I finally get my moment of glory and I'm upstaged by 
Michael Jordan.  That guy has been jealous of me for as long as I can
remember.  Anyway, from the "Morning Briefing" section of today's Los
Angeles Times:

  After his speaking engagement in Culver City yesterday, President
  Clinton stopped off at the Los Angeles Air Force Base for some
  exercise, where he ran a few miles on a treadmill and played in a
  basketball game.  President Clinton scored a basket early in the
  game, and afterwards Scott Turner, the man assigned to defend the
  President, had this to say "The guys in the gym are calling me Agent
  Horgan now [after the character played by Clint Eastwood in the
  movie Line of Fire] because I was assigned to the guard the
  President but let the shot get through."

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