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Heard over the cube walls at work:
<sound of phone hanging up in a neighbouring cube>
friend 1: That's annoying.
me: What?
friend 1: The reason I'm so tired today is that I stayed up really
late last night cleaning my apartment so that when my dad
comes over, he'll think that it's always clean. But he just
called and said that he's not coming until tomorrow. I could
have slept last night and cleaned today.
me: Bummer.
From over the walls:
Friend 2: Hey, tell you what. My Mom's in town. Do you want me to send
her over? I mean, why waste it?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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