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More jokes on the hot time in Texas.  Once again,
if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
And don't read the jokes if you find this sort of
thing offensive.

None of these claimed to be originals.


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From: randall@slc.mentorg.com (Randall S. Krebs - LithoCAD)
Keywords: topical, smirk
Approved: funny@clarinet.com

Q: Why don't Branch Dividians take baths?

A: Because it makes them soggy and hard to light.
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Subject: Waco recipe
From: brian@meaddata.com (Brian Curran)

Heard from a friend...

Obtain one Lamb o' God.  Garnish with approximately 90 vegetables, and seal
up tightly with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.  Allow them to stew in
their own juice for 51 days, then sear quickly using a wood fire.
Serves 1 media circus.
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Subject: Waco, Texas is changing their name
From: biff@odi.com

Did you hear that Waco, Texas is changing its name.

Now their calling themselves, Corpus Chrispy !
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Subject: More Koresh one-liners
From: os2man@panix.com (Larry Salomon Jr.)

I got Maddi's special issue and said, "this is it; no more for me," but I heard
these before I got that and have yet to have seen anyone post them.  I'm
disappointed in you sickos!  :)

Q:  How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A:  All of them...in the ashtray.

Q:  Did you hear about the new restaurant opening in Waco?
A:  It's a new Sizzler.

Q:  What's their first special to be?
A:  Baby-back ribs.  (GROSS!)
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