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This man approached a little girl and said, 'will you get into my car if I
give you some sweeties?.'
The little girl very wisely said to the man, 'no mummy told me never to
get into a car if someone offered me sweets.'
The man was not put off by this retort and continued, 'will you get into my
car if I promise to buy you a doll?.'
The little girl once again, responded wisely to the man, 'no I will not,
mummy told me not to accept presents from people enticing me into their car.'
The man although now a little flustered by the reponse of the child gave her
another offer to temp her into his car.
'Ok then what about money then, how about 5 pounds for getting into my car?.'
The little girl said, 'look dad it doesn't matter what you offer me, i'm not
getting into that Skoda.'

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