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Cannibals

zaphod@answers.larc.nasa.gov (Lyle D. Sanders)
(chuckle)

Told to me by my minister's wife.  Source unknown.

A cannibal and his son are going to look for food.
They hide behind some bushes and waited for
someone to come by.

After a few minutes, a skinny man comes by.  The
son says "How about him, dad?"  "No," says the
father, "he's too skinny."

A short time later, a fat man wanders by.  "What
about that guy, dad?" asks the son.  "Too much
cholesterol."

A little later, a pretty, 20 year old lady walks
by.  The son asks, "Dad, how about her?"  The
father replies "Yes!  Let's take her home and eat
your mother!"

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