An old joke, so old I don't remember the source - sorry :)
There was this white missionary working in the jungles of Africa with a local tribe there.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief got pregnant and eventually gave birth. The Chief was utterly shocked when he found out that the baby was a white boy. He was really confused so he decided to pay a visit to the missionary.
"Father, my wife gave birth to a baby"
"Why, that's a very good news, Chief. Congrats"
"But Father, it is a white boy!?!?!?"
The missionary thinks for sometime and in a deep voice replies, "Well Chief, sometimes nature does work in some strange ways.... The other day I was taking a stroll along the mountain side and I saw this beautiful black sheep in a herd of white sheep.."
The Chief looked very surprised and was silent for a moment before he spoke,
"Okay Father, here's the deal. You tell no one, and I'll tell no one."
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