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A rather exclusive warranty

gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener)
(chuckle, true)

I recently bought one of those large watertight camera cases. The thing is solid as a tank and is designed to be air-dropped in the jungle, etc. It comes with a lifetime warranty with the following proviso:

"This warranty excludes damage caused by sharkbite, bear attack, or children under 5."


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