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Insurance that doesn't pay

karplus@cse.ucsc.edu (Kevin Karplus)
(smirk)

When I was working at Cornell University, I was amused to discover that one of 
the benefits was a Voluntary Death and Dismemberment Plan.
Even after it was explained to me that this was an insurance plan (not a
direct benefit), I still wasn't sure when they would pay a claim.

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