After the 3rd or 4th consecutive daily crash of one of our critical (and incredibly flaky) DECservers, the following was posted to a local newsgroup by a frustrated user: As a friend once said, "If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)