Lady Crumpette called her butler, Jeeves, up to her room one evening. "What can I do for you, madam ?" "Come here, and take off my cardigan, Jeeves" she said commandingly. "Certainly, madam". Geeves removed Lady Crumpette's cardigan. "Now take off my blouse" "Certainly madam" "Now take off my skirt, Jeeves" "Cert-" "Now take off my slip" "Certainly madam" "Now Jeeves, go away, and DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES AGAIN!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)