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Election Day Tale

michael.feeley@satalink.com (Michael Feeley)
Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434
(topical, smirk, true)

    
      A tale from my first experience as a poll worker last
      Tuesday:
      
      
          On Election Day the sash cord broke on one of the voting
      machines in the precinct where I was working as a poll
      worker.  The curtain couldn't be closed to permit a secret
      ballot.  The Judge of Elections took the machine out of
      service and sent for a techinician who arrived an hour later
      and spent about 10 minutes working on the machine.  As he
      came out of the polling station another poll worker asked:
      "Well, is the machine fixed?"
      
          The technician replied as he hurried on to his next
      assignment:  "Now, now, we don't like to use the 'F-word' on
      Election Day.  The word is 'repaired'."
  
                                  

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