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Airline Safety

rpw@bodhi.cs.virginia.edu
(smirk, true)

So I get on a flight yesterday, and I'm sitting next to the emergency
exit, so there are lots of extra instructions for me on a placard stuck
to the back of the seat in front. This is the first line:

   "Please contact a USAir Express crewmember if you are not able
    to read, speak, or understand english, or are unable to
    understand the graphic directions or crew commands."


--ray

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