So I get on a flight yesterday, and I'm sitting next to the emergency exit, so there are lots of extra instructions for me on a placard stuck to the back of the seat in front. This is the first line: "Please contact a USAir Express crewmember if you are not able to read, speak, or understand english, or are unable to understand the graphic directions or crew commands." --ray
(From the "Rest" of RHF)