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hpb@hpb.cis.pitt.edu (Harry Bloomberg)
(smirk, true, lawyers)

   A resturant in Sharon, PA named Quaker Steak & Wings is famous in
Western Pennsylvania for their Buffalo-style hot wings.  If you want to
eat their hottest wings, they force you to sign the following release.


   Quaker Steak & Wings Atomic Chicken Wings
   HOLD HARMLESS AND INDEMNIFICATION AGREEMENT

   I, the undersigned, about to consume Atomic Chicken Wings being
served at the Quaker Steak & Wings, do hereby acknowledge that I am
aware that these wings are advertised and presented as "EAT AT YOUR OWN
RISK".  Furthermore, after being aware of the most extreme degree of
heat (between 100,000 and 300,000 units on the Scoville Heat Rating),
are willing to hold harmless Old Express Ltd., its owners, officers,
employees and agents.

   THE UNDERSIGNED ACKNOWLEDGES THAT HE/SE READ THE ABOVE AND
UNDERSTANDS THAT HE/SHE IS GIVING UP HIS/HER RIGHT TO RECOVER FOR ANY
ACTS INVOLVED WITH THE INGESTION OF THE ABOVE DESCRIBED FOOD PRODUCT.

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