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Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession
going down Main St. Watching for awhile, he observed that
the cortege consisted entirely of men and that it was led
by a man holding a Doberman pincher on a leash. WHen his
curiosity got the better of him, he walked up to the man at
the front of the line. "Excuse me for interrupting you in
your time of grief," said Hank politely, "but I've never
seen such a funeral procession. Would you mind telling me
who it's for."
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner. Tightening
the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman
here killed her."
"Gee,..that's terrible," commiserated Hank. "But,...hmmmm...
is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder
and answered, "Get in line."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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